I don’t think I’ll ever understand you, anime.
This would have been so much cooler if they were in-character based on the different alcohols. Like, Bud as a bro, etc.
hahahahaha
Reporter: I have a question to Robert and to Scarlett. Firstly to Robert, throughout Iron Man 1 and 2, Tony Stark started off as a very egotistical character but learns how to fight as a team. And so how did you approach this role, bearing in mind that kind of maturity as a human being when it comes to the Tony Stark character, and did you learn anything throughout the three movies that you made?
And to Scarlett, to get into shape for Black Widow did you have anything special to do in terms of the diet, like did you have to eat any specific food, or that sort of thing?
Scarlett: How come you get the really interesting existential question, and I get the like, “rabbit food” question?
The respect given to you if you’re a man in the entertainment business, and the respect given to you if you’re a woman in the entertainment business: all perfectly summed up in one idiotically thought out line of questioning.
May 16th, 1979
Saved by: Black Widow (nice)
Best Friend: Hulk (haha yeah)
Lover: Iron Man (uh huh, wouldn’t mind)
Cockblocked by: Thor (whyy?)
Enemy: Loki (noooo! but I wanna cuddle him)
Killed by: Thor (apparently I die of sexual frustration, thanks a bunch Thor)
Saved by: Black Widow
Best Friend: Black Widow
Lover: Loki
Cockblocked by…: Loki
Enemy: Black Widow
Killed by…: Black WidowI… I clearly have too much rhythm damnit.
Saved by: Captain America
Best Friend: Captain America
Lover: Thor
Cockblocked by: Hawkeye
Enemy: Loki
Killed by: Iron Man
What a good story, this is!
What a good story, this is!
Saved by: Black Widow
Best Friend: Iron Man
Lover: Loki :c ick
Cockblocked by: Hulk
Enemy: Captain America
Killed by: Hulk
What a good story, thi
After 30 years, you can now carry all of these devices in your pocket.
Mind=Blown.
…damn.
Cat-stache
frozach submitted
HERE IS A BATHTUB OF MY TEARS. :C
But then, the truth was never really the point. Thin women don’t tell their fat friends ‘You’re not fat’ because they’re confused about the dictionary definition of the word, or their eyes are broken, or they were raised on planets where size 24 is the average for women. They don’t say it because it’s the truth. They say it because fat does not mean just fat in this culture. It can also mean any or all of the following:
Ugly
Unhealthy
Smelly
Lazy
Ignorant
Undisciplined
Unlovable
Burdensome
Embarrassing
Unfashionable
Mean
Angry
Socially inept
Just plain icky
So when they say ‘You’re not fat,’ what they really mean is ‘You’re not a dozen nasty things I associate with the word fat.’ The size of your body is not what’s in question; a tape measure or a mirror could solve that dispute. What’s in question is your goodness, your lovability, your intelligence, your kindness, your attractiveness. And your friends, not surprisingly, are inclined to believe you get high marks in all those categories. Ergo, you couldn’t possibly be fat.
That better not be a real edit in a magazine. She looks way better without it. STOP TOUCHING HER AHHHH.
